Sunday, October 09, 2005

Question of the Day: Will Immigration Split the Republican Party in Half?

There is, apparently, a large and growing segment of the goosesteppers who are "incandescent with anger" over illegal immigration and our Fatherland's apparent inability to stop it. (Let's gloss over the inconvenient reality that: 1. this phenomenon is too deep and powerful to stop with more INS agents, fences and nightvision goggles, and 2. we sorta/kinda depend on these energetic people to build our houses, pack our meat, pick our fruits and vegetables, and clean our houses). There are also some moderate (or more "reality-based," if you will) party members who want not to offend a large and growing voting bloc. Chaos believes that the force of entropy will eventually split the party in half on this issue. Dems, bereft of ideas, should embrace the Second Law of Thermodynamics...


Cavalor Epthith said...

If the physics of our Universe can be trusted Chaos, a McCain-Pelosi ticket in '08 would reduce the Republican Party to a brown dwarf at best and a singularity at worst.

Well done and welcome to the club!
Cavalor Epthith
Editor-in Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork

Chaos said...

A fine idea, and well said.