Spook Capital of the Nation

Well, well, well, what have we here (literally)? The NSA, recently infamous for its illegal spying activities on innocent Americans, is now doubling its presence in the World Capital of Ignorance. Spending $100 million of your tax dollars to spy on people like you sounds like the "good clean industry" that city leaders are looking for. As one noted, "it's a quiet giant." Yeah, quiet. Typically, the agency would neither confirm nor deny that it was expanding, how many people it employs, or anything at all. Chaos guesses that from now on, the atmosphere will be "spooky" year-round, not just at Halloween. Scary stuff.