American Values #19: Guns, Guns, Guns

In our continuing series of exploration of American values, we have been remiss in remarking upon the vast quantity of firearms owned by citizens of the Empire, apparently in the belief that they will have to undertake self-defense measures against: 1. invading criminals, and 2. a despotic government. Chaos has news for the latter: the government has already taken away most civil rights, so any firepower an individual citizen has will be overwhelmed by 'Blackwater' forces. At any rate, here's the proof: 90 out of 100 people in the US own firearms.